February 3rd, 2014
By: Jessica Tierney
I don’t see any reason not drink on Monday’s while watching ABC's The Bachelor. Especially if it leads you to talking in a Spanish accent (make sure to vine that shit). The Bachelor may just be a show about 25 girls vying, crying and being all around crazy to win the “love” of Mr. Pablo, but it’s entertaining and addicting so sue me for watching it. Take a drink or take a shot or whatever it is going to get you drunk enough to be crying with these girls because they are now your BFF’s. Let the drama begin. Let the drinking games begin.
Take a sip if:
-Someone tries to speak with a Spanish accent and it comes out more like a British/Irish/Scottish/Australian kind of accent
-Someone uses the word “love” like wanting to “find love on this show”
-Someone says “oh my god”
-Someone is crying
-Chris Harrison says, “This is the final rose”
- Someone says "one on one time"
Take a gulp if:
-They start talking about how they are here for the “right reasons”
-They start talking about the girl who is here for the “wrong reasons”
-A girl goes to Juan Pablo to talk about another girl
-Juan Pablo is not wearing a shirt
-Some of the girls gang up on the one who is here for the “wrong reasons”
Take a shot if:
-Someone who was eliminated comes back as a “surprise” (or if Juan Pablo’s exes show up)
-Someone is sent home before the rose ceremony
-A girl says, “I love you” to Juan Pablo
-A girl brings up her emotional baggage and Juan Pablo pretends to care
-Juan Pablo cancels cocktail hour because he is emotionally distressed
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